Banned words

For some reason winter brings out the worst in guys. Those with an eat pray love syndrome, dark secrets, and those who said they'll call but don't.
So while going through the motions of spewing to heal the slightly bruised heart/ ego, some 'are you f'g kidding me' words have been blacklisted for the time being: 18, door, distracted, boxes, writer.
Oh wait, using the term 'guys' is letting these people off too easily, but let's not stoop to that.